You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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