Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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