She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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