We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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