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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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