I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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