how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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