I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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