Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You can't special order awesome
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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