Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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