dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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