honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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