did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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