Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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