hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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