i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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