you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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