He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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