why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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