awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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