Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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