We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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