belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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