How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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