I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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