You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think my mom watched the whole time
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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