I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it glows. i had to have it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I will be naked everywhere
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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