I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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