eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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