so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
And then my night got REAL pukey
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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