the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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