I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
NoShamevember. You game?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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