Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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