i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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