we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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