I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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