Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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