She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
not ubering you a puppy
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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