I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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