Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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