Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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