it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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