guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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