Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I wish you could order shots online.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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