I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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