Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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