The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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