i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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