If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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