you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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