i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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