This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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