Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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