the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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