worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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