This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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